1 00:00:25,580 --> 00:00:29,040 I mean, you know, what is TV, anyway? 2 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:33,200 It's just a big, fat arrow pointing away from the problem. 3 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:35,440 Especially shows like this. 4 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:40,600 It's like the lead in the water pipes that sent the Romans mad. 5 00:00:42,940 --> 00:00:49,700 I thought to myself, okay, I can ignore it, or I can engage with and alter it 6 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:50,700 from within. 7 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:57,260 And if just one person hears me and thinks, wow, I never saw it like that, 8 00:00:57,260 --> 00:01:00,840 guy's really opened my head, then I've justified doing it. 9 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:14,900 Grayson and Angel are in the diary room. Hello, Grayson. Hi, big brother. Hello, 10 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:16,420 Angel. How are you today? 11 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,980 I'm pissed off and I'm angry and we need your permission to kill someone. 12 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:21,360 Who would you like to kill? 13 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:26,600 Who do you think? What's the brawl? All right, so show me M and V looking really 14 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,640 pleased with themselves, OK? The chavvier, the better. 15 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:32,220 And lose spastic, otherwise Ofcom will be shit in blood for a week. 16 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:36,300 Who do you think won the bra? 17 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:40,360 Good. And last night, you could hear everything. It sounded like someone 18 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,580 spanking a wet rat. And who needs to hear that? 19 00:01:43,220 --> 00:01:44,740 See, they even sound sick when they grunt. 20 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,880 Okay, so mark that for the best bit. 21 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:48,740 I don't. 22 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:51,900 Thanks. What is it? Kelly. That's the one. In your blueberry muffin. 23 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:55,260 In fact, Ham, I need it in 20 minutes. 24 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:59,020 If you're going to answer that, make it quick. Chloe's looking for you. Yeah, 25 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:00,020 I'm on it. Quick. 26 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:01,940 Oh, yeah, I can ring that, are you? 27 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:04,820 Right. Ah, asking where you were last night. 28 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:05,979 I told you. 29 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:07,440 We'll text him. What did you say? 30 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:08,800 The question was. 31 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:11,880 Okay. Please over a couple of details then. 32 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,860 Yeah, me and Rick have been together for ages and it's not my usual style, you 33 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:16,860 know. 34 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:18,720 You've got peers. Do you put your hand in the cookie jar? 35 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:20,140 Don't make it sound so innocent. 36 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,200 Yeah, well, was it? 37 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:29,660 I will be back later for the highlights. You tell me, Cal. 38 00:02:36,530 --> 00:02:38,470 Listen, what happened last night was a mistake. 39 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:42,770 Yeah. And we must be really stupid because we kept repeating the same 40 00:02:42,770 --> 00:02:43,770 over half three. 41 00:02:44,050 --> 00:02:45,050 Yeah, thereabouts. 42 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:49,150 Yeah. I like to learn from my mistakes, and I don't think we fully went through 43 00:02:49,150 --> 00:02:52,650 all the possible avenues for error, so... Dick. 44 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:55,010 I'd like to go over it with you later, see if we missed anything. 45 00:02:57,750 --> 00:03:01,050 Oh, can you take Ashley into the BBLB room? 46 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:03,750 That's Sophie's job. 47 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:05,670 Yeah, she's still doing friends and family. 48 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:11,260 Fine. When you're done with that coffee, camera run, the gasping. 49 00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:13,580 It's a little bit hectic, you say. 50 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:17,500 With the champagne and stuff and tea in the room, it's just really great. 51 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:18,740 Hey, Ashley. 52 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:19,880 Hi. Hi. 53 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,220 Everything all right, yeah? Looking after you, OK? 54 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,280 Patrick, producer. 55 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:32,580 Do you want me to fire you? 56 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,060 Shit, erm... 57 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:36,600 Sorry, man. Man, just do your job. 58 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:39,780 No one even there. Move the camera. 59 00:03:40,060 --> 00:03:41,060 Jesus Christ. 60 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,360 Hi, 61 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:48,219 this is Kelly. 62 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:51,120 I'm not here to take a call right now, so if you leave me a message, I'll get 63 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,120 back to you. Bye. 64 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:56,640 What? 65 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,940 anyone from entering or leaving the area. 66 00:04:32,390 --> 00:04:34,370 Get your fucking baps out of that chair. 67 00:04:34,590 --> 00:04:35,590 Now. 68 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,830 37 minutes to go, minions. 69 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:43,210 Do you even know what a minion is? No? Don't look offended, then. 70 00:04:43,510 --> 00:04:44,510 Where's Sophie? 71 00:04:45,930 --> 00:04:47,790 Anybody know where Sophie is? Hello? 72 00:04:48,030 --> 00:04:50,870 Excuse me. Come on. Gormless. Where's Sophie? 73 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:54,870 Sophie, she's picking up people's mums. Well, fucking hell, she should have been 74 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:56,630 here by five. Get her for me. 75 00:04:57,110 --> 00:04:58,110 What's the latest? 76 00:04:58,230 --> 00:04:59,810 Numbers are way down. Right. 77 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:03,360 Network issues are coming. Okay, so the headline is? Well, Grayson is safe. 78 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,500 Good. Marky is the favourite for the chop, but there's only a pixel between 79 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:07,439 and Pippa. 80 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:12,900 Oh, God. Well, rather her than him. Look at that. Face like a Manchester Morgue. 81 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:15,720 We should nominate you, Sour Flats. 82 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:22,800 Is that your eviction outfit? 83 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,540 Oi, Barbara. 84 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:25,940 I said, is that your eviction outfit? 85 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:29,580 My name is Grayson. G -R. 86 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,880 A -Y -M -C -A. 87 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,400 Ooh, Claire, voice of God. 88 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:45,540 This is Big Brother. 89 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,500 Could Grayson come to the diary room? Ha! 90 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,000 He's starting it! 91 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:51,900 Oh, you're such an idiot. 92 00:05:52,220 --> 00:05:57,180 You want to drown me? You really should come with subtype. 93 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,580 Fucking had it with this northern twat. 94 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:03,900 Oh, 95 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,020 God, talk about pleased with himself. 96 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:10,420 Just post -shag euphoria. 97 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:11,680 I remember that. 98 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:13,940 What are you for? 99 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:18,080 Tell me you are around the corner. 100 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:19,760 Sorry, Patrick, we've had a mail. 101 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,920 All the main routes were chockers, so I was trying to work some back row magic 102 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:26,540 now. You were supposed to be here fucking three hours ago. 103 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,300 Yes. Stop saying yes. Right. 104 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:34,060 Now, you should have been here three hours ago, in friends and family, in 105 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:37,880 hospitality, with that fucking moaning Scottish bird's mother. 106 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,340 Fucking sick of this. 107 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,560 Fucking get back here pronto. 108 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:43,020 No. 109 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,040 Pick that up. 110 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:47,160 Your boss isn't upset, I hope. 111 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,080 It's eviction night, so he's a bit stressed. 112 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,060 It's a very stressful line of work. 113 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,780 Right, shit. Bye. 114 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,020 Fuck. 115 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,460 Claire. Yeah. 116 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,020 We might bump tonight's show. 117 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,180 Why? Because of this shit. 118 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:40,160 One fucking estate on fire in Newcastle and a couple of policemen killed in 119 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,160 Liverpool. 120 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:42,220 Jesus. 121 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:46,700 Stockwell, Cardiff, Portsmouth, all bollocks. If this gets much worse, we 122 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,760 going to be bumped for a news update. 123 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,280 Brilliant. 124 00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:54,190 What are people like? Anyway, it's not the 80s. They've got distractions. They 125 00:07:54,190 --> 00:07:55,210 should stay and watch Dally. 126 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:28,940 I'm just not feeling this no more. 127 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:32,080 Too many arguments. 128 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:43,419 What are you doing? Don't put that shit in 129 00:08:43,419 --> 00:08:50,340 there. They can't kill because of all 130 00:08:50,340 --> 00:08:51,480 the preservatives in the sea. 131 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:14,640 Is that a phone? 132 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:15,779 It's a phone. 133 00:09:15,780 --> 00:09:16,780 Jimmy! 134 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,500 It's me, Kelly. 135 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 This is Kelly. 136 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:23,560 Find out who it is. Jesus Christ. 137 00:09:34,709 --> 00:09:36,510 They don't have to do that, do they? Hello? 138 00:09:38,290 --> 00:09:39,290 Hello? 139 00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:47,810 He's fucking Golda. 140 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,500 Hello. 141 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,280 Oh, finally. 142 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:32,040 Yeah, look, Rick, it's eviction night. It's not really a good time. 143 00:10:32,260 --> 00:10:33,260 Because you've been mugged. 144 00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:34,580 What? 145 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:40,640 Yes, a family flags me down, right? A mum, dad, kid by the side of a road, 146 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:43,000 right? There's no car, but I figure there's been an accident. The kid's 147 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:43,839 bleeding, yeah? 148 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:47,180 Jesus! The mum pulls a knife. The mum! 149 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:48,920 Fuck, are you all right? 150 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,820 Yeah, well, I pretty much nearly shat myself. 151 00:10:52,420 --> 00:10:55,920 And I'm stuck somewhere on fucking... Oh, I filmed on Twitter trying to get a 152 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,920 train home. 153 00:10:57,820 --> 00:11:00,420 Well, I don't know what I can do. 154 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,940 Yeah, I know, I know. I'm just venting, you know, so... 155 00:11:05,829 --> 00:11:06,829 I've been trying all day. 156 00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:10,350 Yeah, I know. It's just been a bit mad. 157 00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:11,750 Right. 158 00:11:11,950 --> 00:11:14,070 Are you going to crash at Claire's again tonight? 159 00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:16,570 I don't know. 160 00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:19,930 How did this happen, Kel? 161 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:22,370 Look, can we talk later? 162 00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:26,090 Right, so you joined your little media cult and they're getting rid of your 163 00:11:26,090 --> 00:11:27,310 excess baggage. Is that it, Kel? 164 00:11:29,130 --> 00:11:30,130 Is that it, Kel? 165 00:11:31,410 --> 00:11:32,410 No, I... 166 00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:41,780 Rick? 167 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:49,380 Hello, hello, Queen Dee. 168 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:50,900 Oh, hey, Patrick. 169 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,200 Hey. How are you? 170 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,100 Um, well, I'm a bit concerned, actually. 171 00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:57,380 Really? How so? 172 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:01,080 Well, I heard that we might get bumped for the news. 173 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:07,160 No. No, no, no, no, no. 174 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:08,980 Promise? 175 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:13,730 Not unless this really is the end of the world, which... Right. 176 00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:17,710 OK, well, I'll keep my fingers crossed then. Yeah, and you break one of those 177 00:12:17,710 --> 00:12:18,710 rather lovely legs. 178 00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:20,070 All right, bye -bye. 179 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:26,310 Did you know that? I don't. 180 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:30,750 Never spook, never spook the talent, all right? Even if there is a mushroom 181 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,990 about to go off behind them, especially if they're about to go live, OK? It is 182 00:12:33,990 --> 00:12:36,230 page one stuff there. I didn't tell her. 183 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,170 You told me. Yeah. 184 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:44,690 Davina will stop talking when the music kicks in. That's your cue to go 185 00:12:44,690 --> 00:12:45,830 absolutely bizarre. 186 00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:48,670 Keep it going until you hear Davina talking. 187 00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:51,050 All right, guys? Stand by. 188 00:12:57,970 --> 00:12:58,970 Hey. 189 00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:00,510 Hey. 190 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:01,890 Have you got no signal? 191 00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:04,130 Mm. Yeah, no one's got one. 192 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,310 Yeah, probably a long -time cloud. 193 00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:07,670 Huh? 194 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,820 I'm going to try in the office. 195 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,080 Right, well, I'll see you in a bit, right? 196 00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:26,960 Hang on a minute. My sound has gone down again. 197 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:31,460 Where is the sound? Just move it back up. Put four up. Bring four up, for 198 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:32,460 sake. 199 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,460 Move that camera off her. I can't stand her fucking face. 200 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:37,180 Look at him. 201 00:13:42,939 --> 00:13:43,939 Anything? 202 00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:47,620 Nobody's picking up from the channel. 203 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:54,300 Stop it. No news is good news. 204 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,720 Right, man the lifeboat. Come on. 205 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:03,220 Grayson, Marky and Pippa. Three little piggies. But who's going to be squealing 206 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:04,220 all the way home tonight? 207 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:23,640 I know this job. 208 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:24,900 I thought you liked it. 209 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:26,580 I do. 210 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,300 All I do is fetch coffee. 211 00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:30,840 But, I don't know. 212 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,520 The show and the crowds and everything. 213 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:35,560 It's not really real, is it? 214 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,300 Do you know what I mean? 215 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,120 You don't really. 216 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,580 There's a doctor in the studio. We'll go there. 217 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,260 I'm now going to talk to the house. 218 00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:30,260 Big Brother House, this is Davina. 219 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,760 You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear. 220 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,200 Bye! 221 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:37,820 Grayson. Yes. 222 00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:50,730 The votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal that the next 223 00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:54,050 person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is... 224 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,040 I can't just go now. 225 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,620 Fuck it. I need someone to correct. 226 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,060 Just get someone to get them. 227 00:17:18,419 --> 00:17:19,419 Kel? 228 00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:21,420 Yeah? 229 00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:25,260 Sorry, but someone urgently requires nicotine gum. 230 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:28,079 Cool, I'm on it. Shop's still open. I can make it. 231 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:32,600 Oh, and you still owe me those mucky details. Yeah, cheers. Thanks for that. 232 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,800 Okay. 233 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,080 Are you sure? 234 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:38,820 Hey. Oh, hi. 235 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,880 Oh, the fingering in here. 236 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:04,460 Joplin has literally worn that shirt the whole fucking time. 237 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,900 Imagine what that smells like. 238 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:11,700 Pippa, you have 30 seconds to say your goodbyes. I'm coming to get you! 239 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,920 It's going to be fine. It's going to be all right. It's all going to be fine. It 240 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,800 will be fine. Look, Davina will look after you, remember? 241 00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:31,060 10, 242 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:37,600 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 243 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:42,060 4, 3, 2, 1. 244 00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:44,720 Pippa, you have been evicted. 245 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,380 Please leave the Big Brother house. 246 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,500 Come off the garden. Fucking hell. 247 00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:05,220 Ladies and gents, it's Pippa! 248 00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:10,420 They're going nuts. 249 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,600 She'll be all right. She'll be all right. 250 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,400 At Big Brother House, the storeroom door is now open. 251 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:01,500 He 252 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:09,240 had 253 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,240 a thing with me, you know. 254 00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:13,580 What? 255 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:15,580 Yeah, when we were on I'm a Celebrity. 256 00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:17,260 We screwed. 257 00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:18,740 In a hammock. 258 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,200 Didn't I? 259 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,860 I cannot imagine living next door to people like that. 260 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,580 Betra had sex in the bedroom. 261 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,260 Joplin, Joplin. 262 00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:01,250 Is that actually what Jonathan was putting out? Yeah, what? 263 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:02,910 That. 264 00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:05,750 Well, get the fuck out. 265 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:11,130 Hello? Is it love? Is it love? Is it love? Is it? Is it? No. 266 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:12,670 Nothing. 267 00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:26,560 That's a public boy, isn't it? 268 00:23:57,930 --> 00:23:59,110 What's your boyfriend's name again? 269 00:24:00,530 --> 00:24:01,590 Your real one, that is. 270 00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:04,710 What is your fucking problem? 271 00:24:09,130 --> 00:24:11,150 Danny? Oh, Romeo's back, is he? 272 00:24:15,710 --> 00:24:16,710 What happened? 273 00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:39,470 is to seek shelter immediately. 274 00:26:47,629 --> 00:26:49,350 Alright. No alarm this morning. 275 00:26:51,790 --> 00:26:52,890 It's a bit weird, isn't it? 276 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:01,880 Right, cheeks. 277 00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:03,760 Don't! Get on. 278 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,340 I'm going to make some eggs, you want some? 279 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,600 There aren't any. 280 00:31:07,820 --> 00:31:09,980 Grayson had a fried egg sandwich last night. 281 00:31:10,460 --> 00:31:11,620 For fuck's sake! 282 00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:14,880 Right. Oh, come on. Watch out. 283 00:31:15,460 --> 00:31:16,460 I'll mark it up. 284 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:26,179 What's that? 285 00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:27,119 That's for the egg. 286 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,380 What do you mean, egg? You having the laugh for the eggs! 287 00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:30,820 Fuck this, I'm out. 288 00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:47,660 What's Grayson done? 289 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,600 Eaten an egg. 290 00:33:40,970 --> 00:33:42,510 How long have you been awake, Angel? 291 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:45,310 About half an hour. And you haven't had your mic on all that time? 292 00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,230 Thanks, big brother. Why don't you say something? 293 00:33:51,410 --> 00:33:52,109 I'm sorry. 294 00:33:52,110 --> 00:33:53,690 Big brother's going to give you a red carpet. 295 00:34:11,630 --> 00:34:12,630 No mics. 296 00:34:13,570 --> 00:34:14,650 No alarms. 297 00:34:15,850 --> 00:34:17,230 And the cameras ain't moving. 298 00:34:21,870 --> 00:34:23,750 Big brother ain't watching us. 299 00:36:05,610 --> 00:36:07,590 There's no fucking camera, there's no fucking point. They might be broken. 300 00:36:07,850 --> 00:36:08,749 All of them. 301 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:11,350 There could be electrics. They're doing it on purpose. 302 00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:12,870 Yeah, look, I could pass. 303 00:36:12,930 --> 00:36:15,250 Where the cameras don't move. Well, like, that's going to be entertaining. 304 00:36:15,610 --> 00:36:18,190 Don't they want to see how we react to a sudden absence of authority? 305 00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:21,910 Well, it's freaking me right out. That's what they want. Don't give it to them. 306 00:36:22,110 --> 00:36:23,610 We're not freaked out. 307 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,620 I'm going on the roof. But we're not allowed up there. Exactly. If they don't 308 00:37:08,620 --> 00:37:10,060 stop me, we know something's definitely wrong. 309 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:19,940 They'll throw you out. Just leave him. Let him throw him out. Yeah, but... Do 310 00:38:19,940 --> 00:38:20,439 you know what? 311 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,740 Fuck him. Is it like... Look. 312 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,920 Oh, my God. That's what it is. They've given us a new housemate. 313 00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:36,800 She's a bit strange. 314 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,120 What's your name, then? 315 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,400 Hello. 316 00:38:46,810 --> 00:38:47,810 Hello? 317 00:38:49,610 --> 00:38:50,610 Hello? 318 00:38:51,390 --> 00:38:52,390 Oi, yell! 319 00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:54,230 Fine, whatever. 320 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,050 Are you a monk? 321 00:38:56,590 --> 00:38:59,030 She might be. What? Is that fake blubbering? 322 00:39:00,090 --> 00:39:01,930 Don't listen to them. They're idiots, sweetheart. 323 00:39:02,170 --> 00:39:03,810 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 324 00:39:04,030 --> 00:39:05,030 Let Joppa in. 325 00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:06,110 Go on, Jop. 326 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:11,630 Hello? My name is Joplin. 327 00:39:13,290 --> 00:39:15,370 I am happy to meet you. 328 00:39:18,270 --> 00:39:19,270 There's one in there. 329 00:39:19,550 --> 00:39:20,550 One what? 330 00:39:21,190 --> 00:39:22,870 Have you been outside all this time? 331 00:39:23,930 --> 00:39:25,130 Can I ask you a question? 332 00:39:26,010 --> 00:39:27,130 How am I coming across? 333 00:39:27,590 --> 00:39:28,650 Oh, you big queen. 334 00:39:28,890 --> 00:39:29,890 Am I popular? 335 00:39:29,930 --> 00:39:30,930 You're the favourite. 336 00:39:31,330 --> 00:39:32,510 Now, what's the glass for you? 337 00:39:33,490 --> 00:39:34,490 I'm the favourite. 338 00:39:34,530 --> 00:39:35,530 Is that fake blood? 339 00:39:36,310 --> 00:39:37,310 He's the favourite. 340 00:39:37,530 --> 00:39:38,890 You must try harder. 341 00:39:39,850 --> 00:39:40,850 Attention! 342 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,060 Oh, she's mental. Look at her, her mechanism's gone. 343 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,960 No, she's just attention -seeking. 344 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:47,560 Ignore her, she'll stop. 345 00:40:22,399 --> 00:40:24,080 Jesus! Oh! 346 00:40:31,140 --> 00:40:32,140 Oh! 347 00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:33,780 Oh! Oh! 348 00:40:35,620 --> 00:40:36,620 Oh! 349 00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:38,420 Oh! Oh! Oh! 350 00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:44,860 I'm not acting, I work here. 351 00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:46,340 Well, I win the clean. 352 00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:49,300 Something's happening. 353 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:50,720 Some sort of outbreak. 354 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:56,360 People get this thing and... Thing? 355 00:40:58,260 --> 00:41:00,080 They want to kill you and they change. 356 00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:01,640 And then the bums fall off. 357 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,020 What do you mean they change? 358 00:41:04,820 --> 00:41:06,020 I don't know, they're dead. 359 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:07,900 Dead? Sorry, what did you say? 360 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:12,560 They're dead. 361 00:41:13,589 --> 00:41:15,230 They're dead and they're still alive. 362 00:41:16,950 --> 00:41:19,990 They're everywhere. That's what I'm trying to tell you. There's one in here. 363 00:41:20,130 --> 00:41:21,310 This is quality, this is. 364 00:41:21,570 --> 00:41:22,930 I'm an house of all shit. 365 00:41:23,910 --> 00:41:24,910 You're brilliant, you. 366 00:41:26,210 --> 00:41:27,290 Come on now, that's enough. 367 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:48,280 Oh, dear. 368 00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:24,210 Get off my fucking seat. 369 00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:31,250 Dear big brother, may I say, how impressed I was at your inclusion of a 370 00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:34,350 mentally unhinged woman into the house. 371 00:42:34,950 --> 00:42:36,370 Maybe something has happened. 372 00:42:36,570 --> 00:42:38,130 I just want to know. No, no, no. 373 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:43,370 Even if she's not mentally ill, she's in very poor taste. Yeah, I agree. 374 00:42:43,690 --> 00:42:46,130 Well, you seriously think there's a bunch of dead biffers strolling about 375 00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:48,900 people? No. Coming to get you, Barbara. 376 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:55,680 Well, I just want it noted that I do not approve of this. Shut up! Shut up, you 377 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:56,598 fucking idiot! 378 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,960 You fucking idiot! 379 00:42:58,340 --> 00:43:00,140 I'm going to tell you, there's one in there! 380 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:02,240 Calm down. Calm down. 381 00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:04,400 Calm down. 382 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:06,800 Just calm down. 383 00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:10,840 Channel 4, don't swear or say fucking nothing. 384 00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:12,100 Just be quiet. 385 00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:14,280 Maybe he's deaf. I'm dead. 386 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:22,730 Don't do that. There's nothing here. 387 00:43:23,230 --> 00:43:25,510 Nothing. Marky, get away from that. It's a far exit. 388 00:43:25,810 --> 00:43:26,810 Don't open that door. 389 00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:28,649 What, this door? 390 00:43:28,650 --> 00:43:29,870 If you open that door, I'll stab you. 391 00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:31,150 What? 392 00:43:31,310 --> 00:43:32,850 Marky, don't wind her up. Seriously. 393 00:43:33,190 --> 00:43:34,190 It's fucking weird. 394 00:43:53,690 --> 00:43:54,690 I'll just have another one. 395 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,080 Please do not swear. Mark that for the best bit. 396 00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:31,980 I don't... Thanks. What is it? Kelly. That's the one. 397 00:45:32,300 --> 00:45:35,220 You've got peers. You put your hand in the cookie jar. You make it sound so 398 00:45:35,220 --> 00:45:36,220 innocent. 399 00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:41,980 Rick, it's eviction night. It's not really a good time. I've been mugged. 400 00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:43,420 Fuck, are you all right? 401 00:45:43,780 --> 00:45:45,520 I might bump for tonight's show. 402 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,060 Because of this shit. 403 00:45:47,420 --> 00:45:54,400 The next person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is... How did 404 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,400 this happen, Kel? 405 00:46:03,980 --> 00:46:05,100 What's your boyfriend's name again? 406 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:06,820 Your real one, that is. 407 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:10,040 What's going on? 408 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:21,800 They're going batshit out of there. 409 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,080 Danny? 410 00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:25,820 Something's happening. 411 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,240 Some sort of outbreak. 412 00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:29,240 People get this thing and change. 413 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:31,680 They want to kill you. 414 00:46:39,270 --> 00:46:41,050 Big brother ain't watching us. 415 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,320 one what 416 00:47:57,790 --> 00:47:58,790 Hello? 417 00:48:03,030 --> 00:48:04,030 Jesus. 418 00:48:04,630 --> 00:48:06,210 No, this isn't happening. 419 00:48:06,510 --> 00:48:07,750 No, this is not happening. 420 00:48:07,990 --> 00:48:10,330 And if it is happening, it's not happening to me. 421 00:48:10,910 --> 00:48:11,828 That's it. 422 00:48:11,830 --> 00:48:13,730 Okay? Is this the way out? 423 00:48:14,090 --> 00:48:19,350 No, no, hey, you, you, you, whoever you are, I don't care if that is part of the 424 00:48:19,350 --> 00:48:21,070 programme or not. I am not staying here. 425 00:48:21,290 --> 00:48:22,950 Listen, listen to me. Calm down. 426 00:48:23,590 --> 00:48:24,590 We're staying here. 427 00:48:25,530 --> 00:48:26,530 Really. 428 00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:29,660 There's got to be somewhere we can go. 429 00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:34,460 Trust me, outside is a bad idea. 430 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:37,400 How bad? 431 00:49:02,410 --> 00:49:03,410 Are they? 432 00:49:06,910 --> 00:49:10,430 My name was Claire. 433 00:49:13,130 --> 00:49:14,130 And they're dead? 434 00:49:16,650 --> 00:49:17,650 Yeah. 435 00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:22,590 It's got to be some terrorist bollocks. They've released some loony gas. 436 00:49:23,010 --> 00:49:24,010 Loony gas? 437 00:49:24,850 --> 00:49:25,990 Have you got a better explanation? 438 00:49:26,430 --> 00:49:30,690 The government or army must have tested something they shouldn't. What, like GM 439 00:49:30,690 --> 00:49:31,690 food or something? 440 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:34,360 Maybe. Or Wi -Fi. 441 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,560 God knows what that does to your molecules. 442 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,960 Does this mean we're not on telly anymore? 443 00:49:53,260 --> 00:49:54,260 Oh, what? 444 00:50:26,770 --> 00:50:27,770 Bleeding. 445 00:50:31,690 --> 00:50:32,690 Fucking hell. 446 00:50:33,270 --> 00:50:34,990 How do you turn this thing off? 447 00:50:35,530 --> 00:50:37,050 Fucking robot bollock. 448 00:50:41,190 --> 00:50:43,170 Let me see. 449 00:50:43,950 --> 00:50:45,030 Give it to me. 450 00:50:45,550 --> 00:50:48,550 Why? Because I'm asking you, fetus. 451 00:50:48,770 --> 00:50:50,750 Oh, my God, you're so rude. 452 00:50:56,080 --> 00:51:01,040 Yeah? Why don't you start compiling a book of your fucking theories? 453 00:51:32,650 --> 00:51:33,650 Look out! 454 00:52:03,470 --> 00:52:04,470 The homeless wins it all. 455 00:52:10,910 --> 00:52:11,970 Shut up! 456 00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:19,750 Shut it! 457 00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,820 supplies. What? Get some fucking supplies. 458 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,960 What, like water in it? 459 00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,480 Before the news went off, said to barricade your doors. 460 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,360 Don't know how long this will last. 461 00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:55,900 Give us a bag. 462 00:53:58,860 --> 00:53:59,860 Short supply. 463 00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:02,880 Got 60 stacked on your bed. 464 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,980 You know, I'm saving up for a special occasion. 465 00:54:11,060 --> 00:54:12,280 Merry fucking Christmas. 466 00:54:20,810 --> 00:54:21,810 Where did you get a gun from? 467 00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:23,590 eBay. Really? 468 00:54:26,350 --> 00:54:27,350 Where do you drive from? 469 00:54:27,950 --> 00:54:29,350 Clapham. I live in Stockwell. 470 00:54:29,590 --> 00:54:30,590 No, you don't. 471 00:54:31,510 --> 00:54:33,450 Is this happening in London at all? Do you want to get out and walk? 472 00:54:33,670 --> 00:54:35,950 No. Well then, be useful. 473 00:54:36,270 --> 00:54:39,090 I don't know where we're going. 474 00:54:39,310 --> 00:54:39,948 The coast. 475 00:54:39,950 --> 00:54:40,729 Which coast? 476 00:54:40,730 --> 00:54:41,730 Whichever's nearest. 477 00:54:42,410 --> 00:54:44,010 I don't know where we are right now, do I? 478 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:59,540 Open the fucking boot thing, fucking bonnet thing. Come on, hurry up. 479 00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:03,740 Oh, fuck. 480 00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:05,060 Lift the bonnet. 481 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,320 Pop it. 482 00:55:13,380 --> 00:55:14,720 Fucking tools in the van. 483 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:18,180 There's hair and skin and shit in your car, man. 484 00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:19,960 Not my car. 485 00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:22,180 We hit one of those things. 486 00:55:23,299 --> 00:55:26,180 Can you fix it? Yeah, I'm just trying to work out what's wrong with it first, 487 00:55:26,340 --> 00:55:30,020 right? If it's that knocking noise, it could be water in it. 488 00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:31,240 It shouldn't be like that. 489 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:35,720 Are you sure that was one of those things? 490 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,320 No. 491 00:55:38,260 --> 00:55:39,260 Are you fixing that? 492 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:41,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 493 00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,280 I'm on it. Just, um... 494 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:04,900 Stop huffing, you'll use up all the air. 495 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,700 It's not a submarine, you specimen. 496 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,120 Do you know how air works? 497 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:10,560 Well, you've just wasted more air. 498 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:14,500 Do you even understand what is going on here? Or is the whole world just colours 499 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:17,500 and shapes and the occasional noise in your head? 500 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,460 Oh, stay out of it. 501 00:58:18,220 --> 00:58:19,220 It's getting dark. 502 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,000 I know. 503 00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:22,360 So hurry up. 504 00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:26,320 You know, this whole relentless criticism thing of yours is really 505 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:38,640 That'll attract more of them, so get a move on. 506 00:58:52,140 --> 00:58:52,759 What's happening? 507 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:53,760 She's going into shock. 508 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,940 Would you not be in that shock? Get back, he's done enough of it. 509 00:58:58,420 --> 00:58:59,420 Come on. 510 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:03,660 Oh, they're down. Oh, my God, you're putting them next to each other. 511 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:04,919 Oh, they're down! 512 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:05,920 She's on the bus! 513 00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:07,240 She's on the bus! 514 00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:10,580 OK. 515 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:12,500 OK. 516 00:59:13,340 --> 00:59:15,520 We, er... We're outside. 517 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,160 We can't do that. 518 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:19,720 It's dangerous. 519 00:59:20,810 --> 00:59:22,070 She's OK while she's still alive. 520 00:59:22,990 --> 00:59:25,710 We need to move her, put her in the greener. We're not moving her. She's in 521 00:59:25,710 --> 00:59:28,110 shock. If she dies, she becomes one of them things in here. 522 00:59:28,750 --> 00:59:29,750 Outside, she's trapped. 523 00:59:29,930 --> 00:59:31,770 We're not fucking moving her. 524 00:59:34,230 --> 00:59:36,450 She's right. We've got to move her. 525 00:59:36,650 --> 00:59:37,890 Come on. 526 00:59:38,970 --> 00:59:39,970 Come on! 527 00:59:41,310 --> 00:59:42,310 Look, 528 00:59:43,170 --> 00:59:47,490 if you can't fix it... You know what? I'm just trying to get my head around 529 00:59:47,490 --> 00:59:49,610 whole end -of -the -world thing. It's not my usual environment. 530 00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:53,060 Well, the sooner you come to terms with it, the more chance you've got of 531 00:59:53,060 --> 00:59:56,440 surviving. I am surviving, and it's not easy. 532 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:57,720 What have you done? 533 00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:58,960 You've done nothing. 534 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:03,560 I've had a van stolen. I've been chased. My fuck knows. I've been in a carriage. 535 01:00:03,580 --> 01:00:05,840 Well, I've been shot at. Have you shot anyone? 536 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:09,360 Have you had to do that yet? No, no, no. Have you shot a friend? Have you shot a 537 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:09,939 best friend? 538 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:13,280 Have you done that? Have you? Have you pulled the trigger and seen your best 539 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,269 friend's head? 540 01:00:14,270 --> 01:00:18,610 and walked around in a dream with her blood running down your face and in your 541 01:00:18,610 --> 01:00:21,450 mouth, picking shards of skull from your jumper like cat's teeth. 542 01:00:21,910 --> 01:00:22,910 Have you done that? 543 01:00:23,110 --> 01:00:24,110 Have you? 544 01:00:24,190 --> 01:00:29,130 No, I can't say I have. All right, don't talk to me about surviving until you 545 01:00:29,130 --> 01:00:30,130 have! 546 01:00:31,150 --> 01:00:32,390 I won't. Good. 547 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,220 That's for not fixing the car. 548 01:01:33,220 --> 01:01:34,440 We should check out the house. 549 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,840 How many bullets have I left? 550 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:39,200 One. 551 01:02:26,470 --> 01:02:28,510 Right. At least we know we're alone then. 552 01:02:39,210 --> 01:02:43,810 I need a slash. 553 01:02:44,450 --> 01:02:45,450 I need a slash. 554 01:02:47,110 --> 01:02:48,450 But the toilet's over here. 555 01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:49,750 Yeah, I know. 556 01:02:51,570 --> 01:02:52,650 You're not going down here. 557 01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:54,600 Turn your back. 558 01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:58,800 I think you hold it in. I've been holding it in. Just turn away. 559 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,180 Oh, my God, that's disgusting. 560 01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:02,820 Oh. 561 01:03:04,340 --> 01:03:05,580 Oh, my God. 562 01:03:06,140 --> 01:03:07,840 Dad. Oh, shut up. 563 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:18,160 Be careful as you put her down. 564 01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:26,459 I tie her up. 565 01:03:26,460 --> 01:03:28,780 Why? It's a precaution to focus on her breathing. 566 01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:30,460 Get your new girlfriend out of here. 567 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,860 Look, it's imperative that you keep her alive. Do you understand? 568 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,160 I'm a charge nurse. You don't have to tell me. 569 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:37,040 Can you keep her alive? 570 01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:38,499 Can you? 571 01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:41,360 Yeah, I can. But I need more than this city first aid kit. 572 01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:45,520 I need haemostatic dressing, epinephrine, morphine. Basically, I need 573 01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:46,820 pharmacy. Can you get me that? 574 01:04:01,580 --> 01:04:02,580 Stay with me. 575 01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:03,680 Angel. 576 01:04:12,660 --> 01:04:14,860 You know where we can get that medical stuff from, don't you? 577 01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:19,260 If you do, you need to let us know right now. Yeah. You're all right. 578 01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:21,580 You're all right, I do. I know. 579 01:04:22,620 --> 01:04:23,620 Bollocks. 580 01:04:23,980 --> 01:04:24,980 Look. 581 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:26,640 It's out there. 582 01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:30,180 A supermarket out there with a chemist of all sorts of prescription stuff. 583 01:04:30,380 --> 01:04:31,380 Well, that's exactly what we need. 584 01:04:31,620 --> 01:04:33,800 That's perfect. No, it's not perfect, cos it's out there. 585 01:04:34,060 --> 01:04:35,060 How far is it? 586 01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:37,160 It's close. 587 01:04:41,060 --> 01:04:42,660 I really wish I didn't know that. 588 01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,240 Through the gate, can't be more than a mile. 589 01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,860 Used to get the producers' lifting gun from there. 590 01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:53,660 Lightweight. 591 01:04:53,900 --> 01:04:55,000 Right, well, we can do that on foot. 592 01:04:55,950 --> 01:04:56,950 Too risky. 593 01:04:57,390 --> 01:04:58,390 See that van? 594 01:04:59,530 --> 01:05:00,530 Yeah. 595 01:05:01,030 --> 01:05:02,030 What are the keys? 596 01:05:02,850 --> 01:05:03,850 Nice one. 597 01:05:04,510 --> 01:05:06,970 If they get too excited, that's part two of the plan. 598 01:05:08,430 --> 01:05:09,430 What's part one? 599 01:05:11,350 --> 01:05:13,550 Dunno. We need to get part three done first. 600 01:05:14,390 --> 01:05:15,390 Right, well, we'll just run for it. 601 01:05:16,570 --> 01:05:17,509 No, we won't. 602 01:05:17,510 --> 01:05:18,510 Well, we might make it. 603 01:05:18,690 --> 01:05:20,310 Yeah, well, we might think of something else. 604 01:05:20,670 --> 01:05:23,070 Well, you better think... What was the name of that show with the sheepdogs and 605 01:05:23,070 --> 01:05:24,070 that? 606 01:05:24,810 --> 01:05:26,110 What, one man and his dog? Yeah. 607 01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:27,790 Yeah, that's the one. 608 01:05:28,930 --> 01:05:30,070 I used to love that shit. 609 01:05:36,010 --> 01:05:37,010 Come on! 610 01:05:37,950 --> 01:05:38,950 Over here! 611 01:05:39,910 --> 01:05:40,910 Yeah! 612 01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:42,350 This house has a back door. 613 01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:32,460 We're back. Don't think. 614 01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,140 Dive. I'm sure. 615 01:07:58,540 --> 01:07:59,540 All right. 616 01:08:41,740 --> 01:08:45,200 I don't care if that is part of the program. I am not staying here. 617 01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:46,238 Talk to me. 618 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:48,000 Outside. Bad idea. 619 01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:52,340 Shut up! 620 01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,359 Who are they? 621 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:58,100 The government or army must have tested something they shouldn't. 622 01:08:59,140 --> 01:09:00,899 This means we're not on telly anymore. 623 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:05,819 We should stop her. and you'll use up all the air? Do you even understand what 624 01:09:05,819 --> 01:09:09,279 is going on here? Or is the whole world just colours and shapes and the 625 01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:11,040 occasional noise in your head? 626 01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:16,680 Get some fucking supplies. 627 01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:17,960 Now! 628 01:09:18,380 --> 01:09:20,560 If he dies, he becomes one of them things in here. 629 01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:22,160 Outside, she's trapped. 630 01:09:22,580 --> 01:09:23,580 She's right. 631 01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:24,859 We've got to move her. 632 01:09:30,020 --> 01:09:31,420 At least we know where he landed. 633 01:09:32,109 --> 01:09:33,109 Can you keep her alive? 634 01:09:33,210 --> 01:09:36,490 Yes, I can. But I need more than this. The contents of a pharmacy. 635 01:09:36,729 --> 01:09:37,729 Can you get me that? 636 01:09:38,870 --> 01:09:41,130 You know where we can get that medical stuff from, don't you? 637 01:09:41,830 --> 01:09:44,370 Supermarket out there with a chemist of all sorts of prescription stuff. 638 01:09:44,630 --> 01:09:45,630 How far is it? 639 01:09:45,810 --> 01:09:46,810 Close. 640 01:09:47,210 --> 01:09:48,210 No! Shit! 641 01:10:01,550 --> 01:10:02,550 That's right, that's right. 642 01:10:02,570 --> 01:10:03,610 On the back it's safer. 643 01:10:14,190 --> 01:10:15,190 It's clear for now. 644 01:10:15,610 --> 01:10:16,610 Keep the engine running. 645 01:10:16,790 --> 01:10:18,650 If you see anything, keep banging that horn, right? 646 01:10:19,050 --> 01:10:20,050 Cool. 647 01:10:20,910 --> 01:10:21,910 Go shopping. 648 01:12:00,599 --> 01:12:01,820 TV went off the first night. 649 01:12:09,820 --> 01:12:11,540 Oh, God, it's the Big Brother live feed. 650 01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:14,740 They must have evacuated the studio. 651 01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:17,740 Hurrah. My girlfriend works here. 652 01:12:17,980 --> 01:12:18,499 On that? 653 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:19,680 Yes, and I'm worried about her. 654 01:12:20,580 --> 01:12:23,240 Well, if the house is empty, then she'll have been evacuated too. 655 01:12:27,740 --> 01:12:28,740 Yes, sir. 656 01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:35,420 What was that? 657 01:13:01,130 --> 01:13:04,290 It is highly recommended to everyone to go to emergency shelters the most. 658 01:13:33,870 --> 01:13:35,310 There's a bloody clock in this place. 659 01:13:36,290 --> 01:13:37,290 Yeah. 660 01:13:39,550 --> 01:13:40,550 Yeah. 661 01:13:45,430 --> 01:13:46,850 What are you poking me for? 662 01:13:48,490 --> 01:13:49,490 Acupuncture. 663 01:13:50,330 --> 01:13:54,730 Not now, it's not. 664 01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:02,040 Do you understand me? 665 01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:13,100 I pray that means hell to her. 666 01:15:29,070 --> 01:15:30,070 I'm sorry. 667 01:15:34,210 --> 01:15:35,210 Angel. 668 01:15:38,590 --> 01:15:40,130 No way. 669 01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:41,690 No way. Check that out. 670 01:15:42,290 --> 01:15:43,430 Only on the front cover of eight. 671 01:15:46,430 --> 01:15:47,430 Rubbish in bed. 672 01:15:48,910 --> 01:15:55,890 What the... Desperate from... What a load of shit. They don't have to get 673 01:15:55,890 --> 01:15:56,970 a load of shit in that magazine. 674 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,000 I'm minty, Ben. 675 01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:03,860 Not as funny as he thinks. I'm well funny. Okay. 676 01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:07,920 Don't mention that to anyone we get back in the hour. 677 01:16:29,730 --> 01:16:31,990 Down! All right, all right, all right. Stay down! All right, all right. 678 01:16:34,910 --> 01:16:36,090 So what are we going to do with him then, Dev? 679 01:16:36,570 --> 01:16:38,070 I haven't made my mind up yet, bub. 680 01:16:45,090 --> 01:16:47,030 Hang on, you're that fellow off Big Brother, aren't you? 681 01:16:48,290 --> 01:16:51,330 Yeah, no, no, it is. He's that sort of black one, you know. I don't know, I 682 01:16:51,330 --> 01:16:52,330 don't watch it. 683 01:16:52,750 --> 01:16:54,030 You know, you're shorter in real life. 684 01:16:54,830 --> 01:16:56,110 Well, he's on his knees, isn't he, bub? 685 01:16:56,570 --> 01:16:58,790 Look, mate, I... I'll ask the questions. What are you doing here? 686 01:16:59,260 --> 01:17:01,160 I'm just getting supplies, medical supplies. 687 01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:04,040 So you're looting? No, I'm not looting. So you're looting? 688 01:17:11,820 --> 01:17:14,160 Well, given the circumstances, we'll let you off with a caution. 689 01:17:16,380 --> 01:17:18,120 So what, can I get up then, yeah? 690 01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:19,900 Well, you could say thank you. 691 01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:22,860 Thank you. Where are you going, battling? 692 01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:26,160 Not playing their countryside tour, I hope. That would be a mistake. 693 01:17:26,660 --> 01:17:27,840 Have you got somewhere to hole up? 694 01:17:29,350 --> 01:17:31,470 Where do you think? What Big Brother asked? 695 01:17:31,970 --> 01:17:34,150 Is that, um, Veronica still there? 696 01:17:34,870 --> 01:17:37,390 Yeah. Oi, mate, she is wealthy. 697 01:17:43,330 --> 01:17:44,330 Veronica? 698 01:17:45,450 --> 01:17:46,450 Yeah? 699 01:17:47,130 --> 01:17:48,690 Would you like a cup of chai? 700 01:17:49,410 --> 01:17:50,450 I'm all right, thanks. 701 01:17:52,350 --> 01:17:57,090 Sorry, is that all right thanks as in you would like one or...? 702 01:17:57,340 --> 01:17:59,280 I'm all right, thanks, as in I wouldn't. 703 01:17:59,940 --> 01:18:00,940 Second one. 704 01:18:03,420 --> 01:18:05,760 Sorry, it... I don't want one. 705 01:18:05,980 --> 01:18:06,980 Right. 706 01:18:08,380 --> 01:18:09,380 OK? 707 01:18:36,170 --> 01:18:37,170 How do you untie me? 708 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:14,200 I know you're there, Jocelyn. 709 01:19:15,900 --> 01:19:18,080 You know, you should have just asked me for a quick flash. 710 01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:20,980 Because it's the end of the world and I might have felt sorry for you. 711 01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:24,000 But you didn't, which is a shame. 712 01:19:24,780 --> 01:19:26,980 Because what you're doing is a bit creepy, isn't it? 713 01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:38,679 Oven chips. 714 01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:39,680 They're essential. 715 01:19:39,930 --> 01:19:41,490 So what if there's a power cut and you're eating frozen? 716 01:19:41,870 --> 01:19:43,510 If there's a power cut, they'll be trussed. 717 01:19:43,790 --> 01:19:45,130 What, and you're eating cold and mushy? 718 01:19:45,370 --> 01:19:46,370 For the first time. 719 01:19:47,210 --> 01:19:48,210 OK. 720 01:19:50,970 --> 01:19:51,970 Come on, hurry up. 721 01:19:59,070 --> 01:20:05,090 I think there's somewhere we should be trying to head for. 722 01:20:05,610 --> 01:20:06,610 Like where? 723 01:20:06,770 --> 01:20:08,110 Well, I don't know. Who's in charge? 724 01:20:10,350 --> 01:20:11,350 You haven't heard of them? 725 01:20:38,410 --> 01:20:40,390 Come on, please, Dave. It's only a little one, look at me. 726 01:20:41,330 --> 01:20:42,330 Bite's a bite, Bob. 727 01:20:42,630 --> 01:20:43,630 Sorry, mate. 728 01:20:47,230 --> 01:20:48,390 I really am sorry, mate. 729 01:20:49,290 --> 01:20:50,290 I had to do that. 730 01:20:50,830 --> 01:20:52,210 There's nothing else you can do for a bite. 731 01:20:52,450 --> 01:20:55,810 You die, you come back as one of them. That's how it works, and it works 732 01:20:55,810 --> 01:20:57,670 fast. I just threw that thing down. 733 01:20:57,930 --> 01:21:01,390 If you know I haven't been pissing around in the first place, the advice 734 01:21:01,390 --> 01:21:02,710 stay indoors. 735 01:21:03,250 --> 01:21:04,610 Or don't you watch telly. 736 01:21:08,620 --> 01:21:09,619 What's that? 737 01:21:09,620 --> 01:21:10,620 Is that a bite? 738 01:21:10,740 --> 01:21:11,740 No, no, no. 739 01:21:11,900 --> 01:21:13,580 No, he's not biting. He's not biting. 740 01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:17,020 He's telling the truth. He's telling the truth. Back off, sunshine. 741 01:21:53,350 --> 01:21:55,010 You're not looking back. You're not looking back. 742 01:21:56,130 --> 01:21:57,590 Bollocks, I'm not taking the challenge. 743 01:22:01,130 --> 01:22:02,130 I'm sorry. 744 01:22:02,590 --> 01:22:03,590 I'm sorry. 745 01:22:03,630 --> 01:22:05,330 Come on. We've got to go. Come on. Go. 746 01:22:05,770 --> 01:22:07,730 Go. Baby, let's go. Go. 747 01:22:08,110 --> 01:22:09,110 Go. Go. 748 01:22:11,890 --> 01:22:12,890 Shit. 749 01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:23,700 We had no choice for that. 750 01:23:24,980 --> 01:23:26,540 Do you hear me? He's right, yeah. 751 01:23:27,460 --> 01:23:28,460 He's in on us. 752 01:24:10,220 --> 01:24:11,220 You've got me choking. 753 01:25:08,300 --> 01:25:09,300 My God, you're not going to be sad. 754 01:25:41,710 --> 01:25:42,710 Shut up. 755 01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:45,750 You finished? 756 01:25:48,590 --> 01:25:49,790 Pass me a napkin. 757 01:25:53,590 --> 01:25:57,090 There's the napkin bite. Pass me that fucking napkin now! 758 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,000 Glad you applied. 759 01:26:27,220 --> 01:26:28,480 I hate you. 760 01:26:29,180 --> 01:26:30,180 Shit. 761 01:26:32,780 --> 01:26:36,100 Wait. We'll rush him with a do -lay, there. Pin him down with this. 762 01:26:36,340 --> 01:26:38,480 And you, do him with the knife. Oh, no. No way. 763 01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:41,740 We'll rush him with a do -lay and I'll stab him. 764 01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:43,240 Which they're going to be? 765 01:26:43,660 --> 01:26:44,680 I can't. Jocelyn! 766 01:26:45,220 --> 01:26:46,920 We ain't having him run around out there. 767 01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:50,340 I want Marky and that he's going to come back from the supermarket through that 768 01:26:50,340 --> 01:26:54,360 door there. We've got to get rid before that happens or I'll kill them all. I 769 01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:57,100 told you that I can't. There isn't any choice, you dick. 770 01:27:05,180 --> 01:27:07,660 What are you doing? 771 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,120 Don't stop the car today. You've got to shut the gate. What? 772 01:27:10,460 --> 01:27:13,020 They're going to keep pouring in from outside if we don't shut the gate. 773 01:27:13,340 --> 01:27:14,580 So you might as well do it while we're here. 774 01:27:14,900 --> 01:27:15,900 These are damn shit. 775 01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:17,920 Okay. 776 01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:20,680 Yeah, but I'm the driver, innit? 777 01:27:53,610 --> 01:27:54,610 Yes, I'm trying to focus. 778 01:27:55,050 --> 01:27:59,410 OK, I'm trying to visualise. Fuck that. Just make sure you pin his head down 779 01:27:59,410 --> 01:28:01,370 under that. Cover his teeth. What if he gets loose? 780 01:28:02,610 --> 01:28:04,890 We'll do it right and won't. What if he does? 781 01:28:05,190 --> 01:28:06,190 Then he'll probably kill us. 782 01:28:06,410 --> 01:28:08,730 What do you want me to say? Stop being a nine -year -old. OK. 783 01:28:09,150 --> 01:28:10,148 Yeah, all right. 784 01:28:10,150 --> 01:28:11,190 OK. Great. 785 01:28:12,350 --> 01:28:13,710 Let's just get this over with. 786 01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:02,800 They said it won't. 787 01:29:03,420 --> 01:29:05,340 There's got to be other people out there hitting for the coast. 788 01:29:06,180 --> 01:29:10,120 I've told you, the ports are overrun, and if anything, it's worth over the 789 01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:11,120 Channel. 790 01:29:13,560 --> 01:29:14,560 Face it... 791 01:29:57,450 --> 01:29:59,410 We could set the walls out there, make sure they're secure. 792 01:30:01,830 --> 01:30:02,830 Really, Alex? 793 01:30:02,870 --> 01:30:03,870 Is it Eric? 794 01:30:06,130 --> 01:30:07,230 Why torture yourself? 795 01:30:08,170 --> 01:30:09,230 Look, there's still a signal. 796 01:30:11,370 --> 01:30:12,369 I don't know. 797 01:30:12,370 --> 01:30:14,190 It's a big studio. She could have found somewhere. 798 01:30:16,430 --> 01:30:17,430 You been with her long? 799 01:30:19,430 --> 01:30:20,570 It's really long. 800 01:30:22,370 --> 01:30:23,370 Beats my record. 801 01:30:24,530 --> 01:30:26,370 It would have been five next month. 802 01:30:28,240 --> 01:30:29,240 I need the next month. 803 01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:30,880 You love her. 804 01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:33,620 Does that make me some kind of pussy to you? 805 01:30:34,840 --> 01:30:35,840 No. 806 01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:47,640 Quite stupid, isn't he? 807 01:30:48,180 --> 01:30:49,200 Not in the brightest parts. 808 01:30:50,420 --> 01:30:51,460 Can't even get out of sight. 809 01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:54,040 Don't know the debt. 810 01:30:57,110 --> 01:30:58,370 Good old British public. 811 01:30:58,810 --> 01:30:59,810 Yeah, you're right. 812 01:31:00,830 --> 01:31:02,170 We're all like the thickest shit. 813 01:31:03,610 --> 01:31:07,430 So as long as we're still breathing, we're smarter than them. 814 01:31:09,890 --> 01:31:11,110 And that's why we're going to beat them. 815 01:31:38,860 --> 01:31:39,860 Other people. 816 01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:41,960 Shit. 817 01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:43,680 We're not the only ones. 818 01:31:45,340 --> 01:31:46,520 We're not the only ones. 819 01:31:46,820 --> 01:31:47,880 They're miles away. 820 01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:50,380 You might as well be looking at cartoon characters. 821 01:31:57,960 --> 01:31:58,960 That's her. 822 01:31:59,020 --> 01:32:00,020 That's her. 823 01:32:00,140 --> 01:32:01,099 That's her. 824 01:32:01,100 --> 01:32:02,100 She's alive. 825 01:32:02,300 --> 01:32:03,320 That's my girl. 826 01:32:03,740 --> 01:32:06,580 That's her. That's her. She's a girl. 827 01:32:06,940 --> 01:32:07,940 Good girl. 828 01:32:08,590 --> 01:32:09,329 Good girl. 829 01:32:09,330 --> 01:32:10,330 Kelly. 830 01:32:10,970 --> 01:32:11,970 Kelly. 831 01:32:12,350 --> 01:32:14,970 Good girl, girl. 832 01:32:15,250 --> 01:32:16,250 She's alive. 833 01:32:16,930 --> 01:32:18,290 Get in, girl. 834 01:32:21,670 --> 01:32:22,669 That's her. 835 01:32:22,670 --> 01:32:23,670 She's alive. 836 01:32:44,230 --> 01:32:47,730 It's a Big Brother live feed. Hurrah. My girlfriend works here. On that? 837 01:32:47,950 --> 01:32:49,190 Yes, and I'm worried about her. 838 01:32:51,530 --> 01:32:54,590 You're that fella off Big Brother, innit? You know, you're shorter in real 839 01:33:00,050 --> 01:33:01,410 Bullocks, I'm not taking the job. 840 01:33:02,990 --> 01:33:03,990 Sorry. 841 01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:30,300 They're going to keep pouring in from outside if you don't shut the gate. 842 01:33:30,540 --> 01:33:33,040 As long as we're still breathing, we're smarter than them. 843 01:33:33,300 --> 01:33:34,400 We're probably going to beat them. 844 01:33:36,020 --> 01:33:36,898 That's her! 845 01:33:36,900 --> 01:33:37,900 She's alive! 846 01:33:38,060 --> 01:33:39,060 Good girl! 847 01:34:00,170 --> 01:34:01,170 She'll be no more. 848 01:34:02,550 --> 01:34:03,550 No problem. 849 01:34:09,910 --> 01:34:11,870 Why are you coming towards the house like that? 850 01:34:12,390 --> 01:34:14,030 Bloody do. Easier to pick up. 851 01:34:14,310 --> 01:34:15,310 Yeah, but why? 852 01:34:17,010 --> 01:34:20,470 Some kind of primitive intuition, maybe. 853 01:34:21,030 --> 01:34:23,330 They feel the need to be near us. 854 01:34:23,610 --> 01:34:27,290 I mean, don't forget, this place used to be like a church to them. 855 01:34:28,620 --> 01:34:30,200 Maybe they can just smell bullshit. 856 01:34:38,120 --> 01:34:39,120 Right, 857 01:34:41,180 --> 01:34:42,180 that's the last of them. 858 01:34:43,020 --> 01:34:45,300 Clear for now. Just the ones we can't see and those at the gates. 859 01:35:37,450 --> 01:35:38,450 Right, right. 860 01:35:43,530 --> 01:35:44,630 That's a light machine. 861 01:35:44,990 --> 01:35:46,630 It's not a machine, it's a lamp. 862 01:35:47,510 --> 01:35:49,050 Well, it lights up the room. 863 01:35:49,330 --> 01:35:51,390 Well, it's dead now. 864 01:35:51,830 --> 01:35:54,110 Bad for the environment, wasting light. 865 01:35:54,430 --> 01:35:56,090 I'm not wasting it. 866 01:35:56,570 --> 01:35:58,570 I'm turning it into something else. 867 01:35:59,190 --> 01:36:00,510 What, like recycling? 868 01:36:01,330 --> 01:36:02,390 If you like. 869 01:36:20,620 --> 01:36:21,780 It's only 36 miles. 870 01:36:22,960 --> 01:36:25,320 That's a long way on foot with those things around. 871 01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:28,720 I'm not just going to sit here, am I? You won't make it. I can't not try. 872 01:36:29,480 --> 01:36:31,440 I can see her, do you know what I mean? 873 01:36:31,680 --> 01:36:34,200 I can't just stay here and play farmhouse kitchen with you. 874 01:36:34,620 --> 01:36:36,480 Look, we've got to think long term. 875 01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:38,880 We're away from the city. 876 01:36:39,240 --> 01:36:41,080 There's a wall around these grounds. 877 01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:44,040 We can eat veg from the garden and catch fish in the river. 878 01:36:44,320 --> 01:36:45,320 What river? 879 01:36:50,920 --> 01:36:52,340 Fucking stand up. Stand up! 880 01:36:52,580 --> 01:36:53,660 Go over to the door. 881 01:36:53,960 --> 01:36:54,960 Move! 882 01:36:55,640 --> 01:36:56,640 Listen to me. 883 01:36:56,760 --> 01:36:59,520 Stand there. You put your hand on the door. Put your hand on the fucking 884 01:37:00,220 --> 01:37:02,180 Shut up and listen. 885 01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:05,380 You're going to open that door and you are going to slam it. 886 01:37:05,740 --> 01:37:11,040 Fucking slam it on her when she's halfway in. Do you understand what 887 01:37:11,540 --> 01:37:12,540 Do you understand? 888 01:37:13,060 --> 01:37:14,640 Say yes. I understand. 889 01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:17,440 Then are you ready? 890 01:37:20,080 --> 01:37:25,780 It is this, or we take it in turn, shitting in the bin until we starve to 891 01:37:26,080 --> 01:37:27,080 Does that appeal? 892 01:37:27,380 --> 01:37:29,380 No? Then are you ready? 893 01:37:30,200 --> 01:37:32,140 Do not fuck this up. 894 01:37:32,640 --> 01:37:33,640 All right? 895 01:37:34,560 --> 01:37:35,560 Get ready. 896 01:37:36,880 --> 01:37:38,320 No! No! 897 01:37:58,960 --> 01:37:59,960 I can do what I like. 898 01:38:02,360 --> 01:38:03,440 Oh, thank God. 899 01:38:06,780 --> 01:38:11,840 What are you doing? I didn't tell me this ran through the grounds. 900 01:38:12,060 --> 01:38:13,060 It's got the DNA through the map. 901 01:38:14,320 --> 01:38:15,920 Yeah, in the black water. 902 01:38:16,260 --> 01:38:17,680 And it's around the back of the studios. 903 01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:20,100 Yeah, sorry. What a fate that is. 904 01:38:20,380 --> 01:38:21,660 We're safe here. 905 01:38:23,140 --> 01:38:24,880 And I have got to go. 906 01:38:26,400 --> 01:38:29,380 Well... You can't just stay here on your own, can you? 907 01:39:18,320 --> 01:39:19,320 I packed your bag. 908 01:39:20,900 --> 01:39:21,900 Thank you. 909 01:39:23,140 --> 01:39:25,000 What's with the axe? Oh, where's the gun? 910 01:39:26,480 --> 01:39:27,480 No ammo. 911 01:39:27,520 --> 01:39:29,340 There is. You said we've got one bullet left. 912 01:39:31,040 --> 01:39:32,700 I only said that to make you feel better. 913 01:39:35,780 --> 01:39:37,940 What would you have done if there was one of those things in there? 914 01:39:38,440 --> 01:39:39,440 Outrun you. 915 01:39:58,580 --> 01:39:59,580 Hey. 916 01:40:00,300 --> 01:40:01,300 What's that? 917 01:40:01,900 --> 01:40:02,900 Nuts. 918 01:40:03,980 --> 01:40:04,980 Zoo. 919 01:40:05,340 --> 01:40:06,340 Nuts and zoo, man. 920 01:40:06,660 --> 01:40:08,620 Now that is the axis of wanking. Oh. 921 01:40:09,380 --> 01:40:11,360 Oh, Nando's. Mac D's. 922 01:40:12,140 --> 01:40:15,220 Classy. Let me tell you something, yeah? When you wake up in the morning and 923 01:40:15,220 --> 01:40:18,180 you've got, like, a massive hangover, there is nothing better than a good Egg 924 01:40:18,180 --> 01:40:19,180 McMuffin. Mm. 925 01:40:19,400 --> 01:40:20,400 Yeah, I'll give you that. 926 01:40:20,540 --> 01:40:21,540 It's a little cure, isn't it? 927 01:40:21,940 --> 01:40:22,940 Come on, we'll have track here. 928 01:40:23,240 --> 01:40:24,240 It's ended. 929 01:40:24,680 --> 01:40:26,100 Lost. Doctor who? 930 01:40:26,670 --> 01:40:28,050 I'm good. It's a kid's job. 931 01:40:28,350 --> 01:40:29,950 It's not a kid's job. It is. 932 01:40:30,450 --> 01:40:31,449 I promise. 933 01:40:31,450 --> 01:40:32,450 I'm not already finished. 934 01:40:32,750 --> 01:40:35,470 We're talking about things that have ended prematurely because of this mess. 935 01:40:35,970 --> 01:40:37,750 Come on, Job. This is where you want to play a game, right? 936 01:40:39,150 --> 01:40:40,150 YouTube. 937 01:40:40,470 --> 01:40:42,310 SpaceX. Oh, shit. 938 01:40:43,150 --> 01:40:44,150 MySpace. 939 01:40:44,930 --> 01:40:45,930 Amazon. 940 01:40:46,070 --> 01:40:47,070 Nah, you're on it. 941 01:40:49,630 --> 01:40:51,050 Is that where you make Big Brother? 942 01:40:51,290 --> 01:40:52,290 Yes. 943 01:40:56,110 --> 01:40:57,110 Shut up. 944 01:40:59,670 --> 01:41:00,670 He's a new one. 945 01:41:01,390 --> 01:41:02,650 Hello. Hello. 946 01:41:03,290 --> 01:41:05,530 Hello. It's even working. Hello. 947 01:41:05,830 --> 01:41:06,830 Hello. 948 01:41:07,250 --> 01:41:08,250 Hello. 949 01:41:08,650 --> 01:41:11,970 Hello. Oh, my God, I'm being wrecked. Bang, bang. 950 01:41:12,450 --> 01:41:15,450 Bang, bang. Bang, bang. Bang, bang. Bang, bang. Bang, bang. Bang, bang. 951 01:41:15,450 --> 01:41:16,770 bang. Bang, bang. Bang, bang. Bang, bang. Bang, bang. 952 01:41:17,410 --> 01:41:18,410 Bang, 953 01:41:21,570 --> 01:41:24,630 bang. Kelly, that's it. Listen, we are trapped in the gallery. 954 01:41:25,010 --> 01:41:26,330 Wait, who are you with? Are you okay? 955 01:41:26,650 --> 01:41:27,650 Fuck! 956 01:41:28,210 --> 01:41:32,630 I was stuck in the room and he didn't appear and it stank. 957 01:41:33,010 --> 01:41:35,570 What the fuck is wrong with you? 958 01:41:37,530 --> 01:41:40,190 Listen, fuck the reunion. You've got to get us out of here. 959 01:41:40,630 --> 01:41:42,950 Can you make your way across the car park? Is it safe? 960 01:41:43,210 --> 01:41:44,210 Ish. Ish? 961 01:41:44,290 --> 01:41:47,250 Well, we've closed the main gate and cleared most of the ones in the 962 01:41:47,530 --> 01:41:48,790 What do you mean, cleared? Probably me. 963 01:41:49,990 --> 01:41:52,390 Jesus, where the fuck... Where the fuck did that come from? 964 01:41:52,730 --> 01:41:55,150 It's a long story. Fine, just come and get us out then. 965 01:41:55,730 --> 01:41:58,430 Babe, we can't. We are trapped in here. 966 01:41:58,770 --> 01:42:00,450 How many of those things are there up there? 967 01:42:00,690 --> 01:42:02,590 It's one thing picking them off the roof, but it's another heading out 968 01:42:02,810 --> 01:42:05,050 Said the man with the gun for the man with the pointy stick. 969 01:42:05,290 --> 01:42:07,310 I'm sorry, mate, it's not worth the risk. Fuck you. 970 01:42:08,550 --> 01:42:10,610 What's he doing? What are you doing? What are you playing at? Patrick. 971 01:42:11,190 --> 01:42:13,170 Shut us up. Is this guy for real? 972 01:42:13,710 --> 01:42:17,730 Oh, right, right, right. No dialogue, just instant abuse of human rights, eh? 973 01:42:17,970 --> 01:42:20,870 Oh, fuck off, Shami Chakrabarti. Try this. 974 01:42:21,350 --> 01:42:24,610 Fuck off! What are you doing? 975 01:42:28,570 --> 01:42:31,890 Who's house do you think you're standing in, you stupid fetish shit? 976 01:42:43,880 --> 01:42:46,620 Yeah, well, you can't go up there, man. You're seeing spirits. They haven't. 977 01:42:50,180 --> 01:42:51,180 Stay here, then. 978 01:43:18,760 --> 01:43:19,760 I've got you covered! 979 01:43:44,560 --> 01:43:45,580 Don't worry about it, it's just brother. 980 01:43:53,759 --> 01:43:54,759 It is Brian. 981 01:44:04,900 --> 01:44:06,040 You took your time. 982 01:44:23,820 --> 01:44:26,820 We should pass by an old abbey, and then some wood for half a mile later. 983 01:44:27,300 --> 01:44:28,480 The studio's behind us. 984 01:44:29,440 --> 01:44:30,440 Right. 985 01:44:43,460 --> 01:44:44,780 So what's the best way back down? 986 01:44:46,020 --> 01:44:47,860 What am I, fucking invisible? I'm talking to you. 987 01:44:49,600 --> 01:44:50,600 Fucking hell. 988 01:44:51,840 --> 01:44:53,140 Yeah, what are you looking for? Crown Court? 989 01:44:53,380 --> 01:44:56,080 Come on. It's worth a try. I heard something on the radio. What? 990 01:44:56,640 --> 01:44:57,640 Some foreign stuff. 991 01:44:57,680 --> 01:45:00,420 Saying what? I don't know. I don't speak foreign enough. You know what? A 992 01:45:00,420 --> 01:45:02,580 foreign voice is good enough for me. We're going to get to the nearest port. 993 01:45:02,660 --> 01:45:04,300 We're going to get the fuck out of Britain. Come on. 994 01:45:04,680 --> 01:45:06,420 We can't. Why not? 995 01:45:07,300 --> 01:45:08,300 We'll see. 996 01:45:11,680 --> 01:45:12,680 Oh, fuck. 997 01:45:12,860 --> 01:45:13,860 Oh, my God. 998 01:45:14,080 --> 01:45:15,280 I don't like it. 999 01:45:16,340 --> 01:45:17,340 Just keep coming. 1000 01:45:24,280 --> 01:45:26,420 Look, it's still not safe here. We need to get back into town. 1001 01:45:26,640 --> 01:45:27,640 Oh, fuck. 1002 01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:29,280 It's the best place to be right now. 1003 01:45:43,720 --> 01:45:47,560 Shit, that's one of them water door things, innit? A lot. 1004 01:45:49,420 --> 01:45:51,120 Hurry. Everyone, this is Patrick. 1005 01:45:51,380 --> 01:45:52,380 Hi, Patrick. 1006 01:45:55,860 --> 01:45:56,860 Fucking starving. 1007 01:45:57,840 --> 01:45:59,120 Patrick, it's got a laugh. 1008 01:45:59,780 --> 01:46:02,680 You've got a biodome. Grow some fucking cosettes or something. 1009 01:46:03,080 --> 01:46:03,898 Here, Prince. 1010 01:46:03,900 --> 01:46:07,740 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not in here. I'm trying to give up. Take it 1011 01:46:07,740 --> 01:46:09,260 outside, you dirty bastard. 1012 01:46:09,680 --> 01:46:10,680 What? 1013 01:46:11,140 --> 01:46:12,140 What? 1014 01:46:12,560 --> 01:46:13,680 Pass me that peanut butter. 1015 01:46:14,980 --> 01:46:15,980 It's the magic word. 1016 01:46:16,740 --> 01:46:17,740 Fuck off. 1017 01:46:19,800 --> 01:46:20,800 Fucking hell. 1018 01:48:36,880 --> 01:48:37,880 I liked our farmhouse. 1019 01:48:42,780 --> 01:48:43,800 I'm so sorry. 1020 01:48:44,440 --> 01:48:45,440 I know. 1021 01:50:11,480 --> 01:50:12,660 The guy's a dickhead. 1022 01:50:13,240 --> 01:50:14,440 You don't want to work under that. 1023 01:50:15,320 --> 01:50:16,640 Yeah, just let him walk it out. 1024 01:50:17,620 --> 01:50:19,440 Poor bastard's got a lot to come to terms with. 1025 01:50:19,760 --> 01:50:23,100 And who ain't? The whole world's gone fucking tipped up and we don't even know 1026 01:50:23,100 --> 01:50:26,040 why. Well, I'd still take some sort of terrorist attack, you know. No, it's 1027 01:50:26,040 --> 01:50:27,040 bigger than that. 1028 01:50:27,680 --> 01:50:32,440 The sea gave up the dead which were in it, and death and hell delivered up the 1029 01:50:32,440 --> 01:50:36,400 dead which were in them, and they were judged every man according to their 1030 01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:37,400 works. 1031 01:50:38,800 --> 01:50:39,800 Judgment day. 1032 01:50:39,840 --> 01:50:40,920 It's in the Bible. 1033 01:50:41,180 --> 01:50:43,420 You can't wheel out the Bible. Hold on, I thought you were an atheist. 1034 01:50:44,340 --> 01:50:48,460 Yes. Are you trying to say that God's punishing us? No, I'm not saying God 1035 01:50:48,460 --> 01:50:51,960 If it's Iraq, yeah, I never agreed to that in the first place, so that 1036 01:50:51,960 --> 01:50:52,839 be fair anyway. 1037 01:50:52,840 --> 01:50:58,040 Or the other place, Palestine. I'm not even saying there is a God. But if there 1038 01:50:58,040 --> 01:51:04,980 is, maybe all this is happening because he or she or it is judging 1039 01:51:04,980 --> 01:51:07,820 our culture and smiting us accordingly. 1040 01:51:08,480 --> 01:51:09,960 Yeah, but why be such a cunt about it? 1041 01:52:13,740 --> 01:52:15,560 It's like a loser's convention in here. 1042 01:52:16,140 --> 01:52:17,140 Proud of yourselves. 1043 01:52:17,280 --> 01:52:18,280 Want another flag, Patrick? 1044 01:52:18,400 --> 01:52:19,480 Oddly enough, I don't, Cathy. 1045 01:52:19,960 --> 01:52:20,960 Kelly. Yeah, whatever. 1046 01:52:21,160 --> 01:52:22,460 We need an escape plan. 1047 01:52:22,680 --> 01:52:26,120 We haven't thought of that. Think of it as a task, if that helps. 1048 01:52:26,560 --> 01:52:27,960 Come on, we should hit the road. 1049 01:52:28,340 --> 01:52:31,380 We can't get to the road no more. You haven't fucking tried. 1050 01:52:31,840 --> 01:52:34,980 Patrick, I agree with you. Patrick, I agree with you, I do. 1051 01:52:35,600 --> 01:52:38,120 But there's nowhere through that escape. I mean, you've seen them. We've got the 1052 01:52:38,120 --> 01:52:39,120 keys to a van. 1053 01:52:39,160 --> 01:52:41,980 So we'll just drive. We'll drive away. We can't just drive past. 1054 01:52:42,380 --> 01:52:44,580 They're not going to step aside like some fucking chambermaid. 1055 01:52:45,040 --> 01:52:51,320 We'll just, we'll... We'll just, we'll distract them. We'll distract them, 1056 01:52:51,320 --> 01:52:52,320 bait them away. 1057 01:52:52,400 --> 01:52:54,920 Okay, we'll bait them away from the gates long enough and then we'll drive 1058 01:52:54,920 --> 01:52:55,858 straight through. 1059 01:52:55,860 --> 01:52:59,960 With what? A ball of string? Look, they eat flesh, don't they, right? That's 1060 01:52:59,960 --> 01:53:00,938 what they eat. 1061 01:53:00,940 --> 01:53:02,180 We'll give them some. 1062 01:53:02,420 --> 01:53:06,640 The man -sized portion, the pedigree chum laying right there. Fuck off! No, 1063 01:53:06,640 --> 01:53:09,020 we'll chop them up. We'll chop them up! 1064 01:53:09,380 --> 01:53:12,080 We'll toss the best bits to the fucking ghoulies. 1065 01:53:12,590 --> 01:53:15,670 We'll run after that. Munch, munch. Thanks very much. We'll drive straight 1066 01:53:15,670 --> 01:53:19,650 through. You're not doing that. I didn't say it was going to be a genteel 1067 01:53:19,650 --> 01:53:25,930 parlour game, you titted fucking idiot. But it is worth a pissing shot. No, no, 1068 01:53:25,990 --> 01:53:26,990 no, no, it's not. 1069 01:53:29,390 --> 01:53:32,750 Actually, I think we should at least consider it. 1070 01:54:06,540 --> 01:54:09,220 You should come and help me with this. It's not as bad as it looks. 1071 01:54:10,300 --> 01:54:11,400 Bunch of cowards. 1072 01:54:12,740 --> 01:54:14,420 I'll do it. I'll fucking do it. 1073 01:54:16,600 --> 01:54:17,600 Have that. 1074 01:54:19,020 --> 01:54:20,660 Lovely. Do that. 1075 01:54:26,300 --> 01:54:30,500 What the fucking matter with you? 1076 01:54:30,880 --> 01:54:32,760 Bloody backwards fucking livestock. 1077 01:54:36,139 --> 01:54:42,400 audience. What are you going to do? Fucking sit here breathing in each 1078 01:54:42,400 --> 01:54:49,100 fucking bum clouds until the sky falls in. Pardon me, but I am a fucking bit 1079 01:54:49,100 --> 01:54:55,300 more fucking ambitious than that. A bit more fucking ambitious. Thank you very 1080 01:54:55,300 --> 01:54:56,760 much. Come here, you. 1081 01:54:57,540 --> 01:55:03,320 That's a fucking work for a living. It's better trying to do a fucking quick 1082 01:55:03,320 --> 01:55:04,560 fit. Hey. 1083 01:55:07,310 --> 01:55:08,570 Well, I'm telling you to do, Mum. 1084 01:55:09,130 --> 01:55:10,650 Maybe you'd know what that means. 1085 01:55:11,570 --> 01:55:12,570 But no. 1086 01:55:12,910 --> 01:55:13,889 Want it now. 1087 01:55:13,890 --> 01:55:15,830 Want it fucking now. Well, come and get it. 1088 01:55:16,650 --> 01:55:19,390 Get this fucking bit out of here. 1089 01:55:19,850 --> 01:55:20,850 Look at that. 1090 01:55:21,710 --> 01:55:24,970 Precision. See a precision and pride in your job. 1091 01:55:25,270 --> 01:55:26,590 It's not a lot to ask, is it? 1092 01:55:31,370 --> 01:55:33,290 Don't even... Don't even knock that in. 1093 01:55:37,580 --> 01:55:38,620 Look at this! 1094 01:55:40,000 --> 01:55:41,180 What is that? 1095 01:55:42,220 --> 01:55:45,140 Stop fucking crying, this is an escape plan! 1096 01:55:59,620 --> 01:56:03,060 Carol! Are you gonna let this fruitcake get away with this bullshit? 1097 01:56:13,100 --> 01:56:14,100 trying. Babe! 1098 01:56:14,700 --> 01:56:15,700 Babe! 1099 01:56:34,020 --> 01:56:35,860 Oh, got a live one? 1100 01:57:02,510 --> 01:57:04,750 You won't make it. I have got to go. 1101 01:57:05,330 --> 01:57:07,630 We're going to get to the nearest port. We're going to get the fuck out of 1102 01:57:07,630 --> 01:57:09,330 Britain. We can't. They just keep coming. 1103 01:57:09,790 --> 01:57:10,790 Oh, fuck. 1104 01:57:11,430 --> 01:57:13,890 That's one of them water door things. 1105 01:57:14,230 --> 01:57:15,470 What's happened to that peanut butter? 1106 01:57:15,750 --> 01:57:16,629 It's the magic word. 1107 01:57:16,630 --> 01:57:17,630 Fuck off. 1108 01:57:18,390 --> 01:57:21,790 We need an escape plan. We haven't thought of that. We'll bait them away 1109 01:57:21,790 --> 01:57:23,790 the gates long enough and then we'll drive straight through. 1110 01:57:24,030 --> 01:57:24,989 With what? 1111 01:57:24,990 --> 01:57:28,550 They eat flesh, don't they, right? That's what they eat. 1112 01:57:28,850 --> 01:57:29,970 We'll give them some. 1113 01:57:30,390 --> 01:57:31,390 I'm not going. 1114 01:57:32,040 --> 01:57:32,759 I know. 1115 01:57:32,760 --> 01:57:37,180 I didn't say it was going to be a genteel parlour game, you titted fucking 1116 01:57:37,180 --> 01:57:38,180 idiot. 1117 01:57:38,540 --> 01:57:41,160 You should come and help me with this. It's not as bad as it looks. 1118 01:57:42,340 --> 01:57:43,940 Oh, got a live one. 1119 01:57:53,980 --> 01:57:54,980 Oi! 1120 01:57:56,300 --> 01:57:58,400 I'm an old plastic. 1121 01:58:00,040 --> 01:58:01,060 Sworn this one, said someone. 1122 01:58:03,880 --> 01:58:04,880 I'm normal! 1123 01:58:05,820 --> 01:58:07,060 Says he's normal. 1124 01:58:08,900 --> 01:58:11,000 Don't fuckies do, then! Do we? 1125 01:58:11,520 --> 01:58:12,880 I'm a normal person! 1126 01:58:13,400 --> 01:58:14,400 Rick. 1127 01:58:14,640 --> 01:58:15,640 Rick! 1128 01:58:16,860 --> 01:58:18,520 Rick! Did you hear him? 1129 01:58:19,360 --> 01:58:20,360 Rick! 1130 01:58:21,260 --> 01:58:22,260 Fuck's Rick? 1131 01:58:51,090 --> 01:58:52,790 What do you reckon? Do I need more than this? 1132 01:58:56,170 --> 01:58:58,730 I stink, do I? 1133 01:58:59,210 --> 01:59:00,290 I stink. 1134 01:59:01,070 --> 01:59:03,110 Let's get you washed up and start thinking about where we can go. 1135 01:59:03,810 --> 01:59:04,810 What? 1136 01:59:05,450 --> 01:59:09,530 You came from somewhere. This place is safe, right? It's fucked up. 1137 01:59:11,230 --> 01:59:12,730 It's completely fucked up. 1138 01:59:13,820 --> 01:59:14,960 I mean, how far did you go? 1139 01:59:15,540 --> 01:59:17,660 This... No, no, no. This thing's global. 1140 01:59:18,760 --> 01:59:21,000 It's all right. It's not going to be over in six days or six months. 1141 01:59:23,620 --> 01:59:25,920 All that old stuff is gone. 1142 01:59:27,520 --> 01:59:29,200 You're going to take me away? 1143 01:59:30,520 --> 01:59:37,060 Baby, I... I don't mean to interrupt anything here, but my intro would be 1144 01:59:38,440 --> 01:59:39,720 Rick. You all right, man? 1145 01:59:40,140 --> 01:59:41,440 Rick? My friend called me Space. 1146 01:59:41,660 --> 01:59:43,980 Space? Yeah, I seen you on the telly, man. Yeah? Yeah. 1147 01:59:44,440 --> 01:59:47,220 No, he's lying. He doesn't watch it. Well, I've been catching up recently, 1148 01:59:47,300 --> 01:59:48,300 believe. 1149 01:59:50,420 --> 01:59:51,420 Come on in. 1150 01:59:54,640 --> 01:59:56,860 That touching romance we got here. 1151 01:59:57,380 --> 01:59:59,240 Everyone, this is Rick. Yeah, yeah. 1152 01:59:59,640 --> 02:00:01,520 Fuck who he is. How did he get here? 1153 02:00:02,580 --> 02:00:05,140 Sorry? How did you get here? 1154 02:00:06,559 --> 02:00:09,940 Helicopter, magic mole machine, what? No, it jumped over the fence round the 1155 02:00:09,940 --> 02:00:11,400 back. The fence? 1156 02:00:11,940 --> 02:00:15,780 So that's like a safe route, is it? What the fuck is it? You're calling me those 1157 02:00:15,780 --> 02:00:17,840 things? Yeah, look, Rick's been outside, so we should listen to him. All right, 1158 02:00:17,860 --> 02:00:18,860 what is he, a tour guide? 1159 02:00:19,720 --> 02:00:20,860 No, actually, he's my boyfriend. 1160 02:00:21,100 --> 02:00:21,938 Oh, right. 1161 02:00:21,940 --> 02:00:23,960 Sorry, so you've come here to save her. How sweet. 1162 02:00:24,240 --> 02:00:25,240 Oh, I like it. 1163 02:00:25,260 --> 02:00:26,260 What's happening out there? 1164 02:00:26,520 --> 02:00:27,560 Basically, it's a wasteland. 1165 02:00:27,860 --> 02:00:30,480 Right, so how did you get here through this wasteland? 1166 02:00:30,820 --> 02:00:31,820 Down the river. 1167 02:00:32,500 --> 02:00:33,720 The river? In a boat? 1168 02:00:34,360 --> 02:00:35,540 Yeah. Sorry, who are you? 1169 02:00:35,790 --> 02:00:37,490 Tony Curtis, where is that boat now? 1170 02:00:37,730 --> 02:00:38,730 It's downstream. 1171 02:00:39,530 --> 02:00:40,670 Downstream? Yeah, it floated off. 1172 02:00:41,330 --> 02:00:44,530 Right, fucking right. So you didn't want to moor it up? A little bit. Are you on 1173 02:00:44,530 --> 02:00:46,790 some personal quest to redefine ineptitude? 1174 02:00:47,030 --> 02:00:47,688 I'll be fucking cheap. 1175 02:00:47,690 --> 02:00:52,030 Right. Oh, fucking boo -hoo. Right, thanks to Popeye the Sailor Man here, 1176 02:00:52,030 --> 02:00:56,490 van is still our best bet. Right, I have prepped the bait, so fucking vamoose, 1177 02:00:56,490 --> 02:01:00,770 chop -chop, let's go. You're not in charge. Yeah, we're not going anywhere. 1178 02:01:01,310 --> 02:01:05,230 Look, if that Mary's made it, there's going to be other survivors, OK? No! 1179 02:01:05,410 --> 02:01:08,450 You're going to spend all your time driving around, looking for somewhere 1180 02:01:08,450 --> 02:01:10,950 the security... You're not going to find it, mate. Yeah, there's food here, 1181 02:01:11,030 --> 02:01:14,430 solar panels, fortified fences. I mean, it makes more sense. You can't use them 1182 02:01:14,430 --> 02:01:15,430 with fat. 1183 02:01:15,550 --> 02:01:16,650 There's nothing out there, mate. 1184 02:01:18,290 --> 02:01:19,290 Nothing. 1185 02:01:19,510 --> 02:01:20,930 That's all we know. We're all there is. 1186 02:01:24,840 --> 02:01:28,540 Thank you very much for the pep talk. Very nice to meet you, Janice. Right, 1187 02:01:28,600 --> 02:01:32,080 we're going. Come on, let's go. We never decided. Don't tell me you believe that 1188 02:01:32,080 --> 02:01:35,300 bit of my boob. Can't even tie up a bow, for Christ's sake. 1189 02:01:35,560 --> 02:01:37,980 I was fucking changed, right? Yeah, yeah, you and your reasons. 1190 02:01:38,440 --> 02:01:39,438 I'm not going. 1191 02:01:39,440 --> 02:01:42,100 Fine, die here in cuckoo land. How about you? 1192 02:01:42,620 --> 02:01:45,160 This is right. Oh, he can speak for himself. 1193 02:01:45,600 --> 02:01:47,380 I'm staying. Oh, gross, I'm not. 1194 02:01:47,820 --> 02:01:49,080 Well, it's my decision, all right? 1195 02:01:49,520 --> 02:01:52,660 Oh, for one and that. Oh, right. Who do you think you are? Love's young dream 1196 02:01:52,660 --> 02:01:55,420 here in fucking cutie cottage. We sleep together. 1197 02:01:55,880 --> 02:01:59,220 Oh, what, she's holding you high, is she? Yeah, something like that. Oh, 1198 02:01:59,220 --> 02:02:03,560 wake up, Muttley. What? She only wiped her slit up your thigh for the 1199 02:02:03,560 --> 02:02:07,900 reel, you chimpanzee. No, I didn't. You would fuck a fisherman's dog if there 1200 02:02:07,900 --> 02:02:09,000 was a heat covering it for you. 1201 02:02:09,500 --> 02:02:10,680 Yeah, you would if it goes somewhere. 1202 02:02:11,240 --> 02:02:12,139 Stop! 1203 02:02:12,140 --> 02:02:13,140 This is crazy. 1204 02:02:13,360 --> 02:02:15,260 Look, Patrick, you're outvoted. 1205 02:02:18,990 --> 02:02:20,070 We haven't all spoken. 1206 02:02:20,870 --> 02:02:21,870 I've stayed. 1207 02:02:23,410 --> 02:02:28,190 You know this lot hate you. Who cares who said what? 1208 02:02:29,030 --> 02:02:30,770 Patrick, none of that matters anymore. 1209 02:02:32,190 --> 02:02:33,270 No -one's going anywhere. 1210 02:02:33,670 --> 02:02:34,670 I bloody am. 1211 02:02:34,750 --> 02:02:37,670 You don't get it, do you? You just don't get it. Get what? 1212 02:02:38,010 --> 02:02:41,010 So leave. You need to go through them gates, yeah? Yeah. So you open the 1213 02:02:41,030 --> 02:02:44,350 they're going to keep plugging in. And then we're all fucked. So you have to 1214 02:02:44,350 --> 02:02:46,190 stay. No, I don't. We have to. 1215 02:02:46,530 --> 02:02:48,740 We have to. Look, this is... That's the only way it's going to work. 1216 02:02:49,300 --> 02:02:51,020 We need to be realistic, Patrick. 1217 02:02:52,340 --> 02:02:53,340 Fuck off. 1218 02:02:55,220 --> 02:02:56,220 See ya. 1219 02:02:56,400 --> 02:02:57,400 Losers. 1220 02:02:58,660 --> 02:02:59,660 Get out of my way. 1221 02:03:00,220 --> 02:03:01,820 What are you going to do? Get away. 1222 02:03:02,920 --> 02:03:03,980 Don't make me do this, Patrick. 1223 02:03:04,680 --> 02:03:07,020 Please don't force me to do this. 1224 02:03:12,720 --> 02:03:14,460 You're going to have to shoot me in the back, darling. 1225 02:03:18,280 --> 02:03:19,380 Don't fucking hit me. 1226 02:03:19,620 --> 02:03:21,160 Hold him, hold him, hold him. 1227 02:03:21,420 --> 02:03:22,840 Get off me, you fucker. 1228 02:03:27,780 --> 02:03:28,780 What a knob. 1229 02:03:29,260 --> 02:03:30,260 Is he always like this? 1230 02:03:30,420 --> 02:03:31,860 Yeah, the key. 1231 02:03:33,260 --> 02:03:34,260 Drag him in there. 1232 02:03:34,500 --> 02:03:35,600 Tie him up good and tight. 1233 02:03:46,250 --> 02:03:47,870 I'd have had him then if you'd not keep me in knots. 1234 02:04:15,980 --> 02:04:17,760 I don't like him being in there. I really need a wee. 1235 02:04:19,140 --> 02:04:21,700 Well, he won't be for much longer. We just need to talk some sense into him. 1236 02:04:22,100 --> 02:04:23,100 Good luck with that. 1237 02:04:24,040 --> 02:04:26,980 Look, I've worked with him, OK? He just gets a bit doodah when he's stressed. 1238 02:04:27,220 --> 02:04:30,520 You call that a bit doodah? Yeah, the mind's a -walking, has it? Once it's off 1239 02:04:30,520 --> 02:04:31,700 the boil, he's almost human. 1240 02:04:32,420 --> 02:04:33,420 Just look at his wear. 1241 02:04:33,600 --> 02:04:34,579 He'll level out. 1242 02:04:34,580 --> 02:04:35,720 Look, babes, babes! 1243 02:04:36,300 --> 02:04:38,600 You can't talk someone down off the moon, all right? 1244 02:04:38,840 --> 02:04:40,180 And he is well on the moon. 1245 02:04:40,740 --> 02:04:41,740 Yeah, right. 1246 02:05:07,340 --> 02:05:08,340 I went last time. 1247 02:05:09,440 --> 02:05:10,440 Oh, God. 1248 02:05:10,620 --> 02:05:13,300 Well, look, he can't have wiggled out. I tied him up like a piglet. 1249 02:05:13,820 --> 02:05:15,680 Good, the fat fucking porker. 1250 02:05:21,860 --> 02:05:22,860 Sorry, 1251 02:05:23,300 --> 02:05:24,300 I'm going to have to... 1252 02:05:48,310 --> 02:05:53,650 Can you breathe okay? 1253 02:05:55,130 --> 02:06:01,890 You start shouting the guy goes straight back on again, okay, okay? 1254 02:06:14,280 --> 02:06:15,280 Don't let them do this to me. 1255 02:06:15,920 --> 02:06:18,060 Please, it's my fault. I've been killed. 1256 02:06:19,280 --> 02:06:22,860 No one is going to kill me. They will be working it out now. 1257 02:06:23,500 --> 02:06:25,800 He's tied up now. What happens when he ain't, eh? 1258 02:06:26,760 --> 02:06:29,240 As soon as any of us turns our backs, he's going to be trying to get out them 1259 02:06:29,240 --> 02:06:31,820 gates and fuck us all over. So we keep him tied up? 1260 02:06:32,020 --> 02:06:33,020 For how long? 1261 02:06:33,140 --> 02:06:35,720 He says it's bad outside, yeah? We might be in here for keeps, yeah? 1262 02:06:37,540 --> 02:06:39,980 Well, Looney Tunes ain't going to stay tied up for keeps, is he? 1263 02:06:40,400 --> 02:06:41,400 He'll get out somehow. 1264 02:06:41,800 --> 02:06:44,920 He won't give up till he's got them gates opened and then it is game over 1265 02:06:44,920 --> 02:06:45,920 all of us. 1266 02:06:46,580 --> 02:06:47,580 That's true. 1267 02:06:47,840 --> 02:06:50,860 I mean, what are you trying to suggest? Why don't you just fucking come out and 1268 02:06:50,860 --> 02:06:51,839 say it? All right. 1269 02:06:51,840 --> 02:06:52,840 All right. 1270 02:06:53,540 --> 02:06:55,100 There ain't much room for debate, Kelly. 1271 02:06:57,000 --> 02:06:58,720 It's extreme circumstances, isn't it? 1272 02:06:59,820 --> 02:07:06,240 I've seen this hundreds of times. Look, if you break from the group, the group 1273 02:07:06,240 --> 02:07:07,240 breaks you. 1274 02:07:07,400 --> 02:07:08,400 Kelly, Greg's got it. 1275 02:07:12,780 --> 02:07:16,580 When I've gone, when I'm out of the way, who's going to be the bottom of the 1276 02:07:16,580 --> 02:07:17,580 pile? 1277 02:07:17,660 --> 02:07:18,660 You will. 1278 02:07:19,060 --> 02:07:20,060 You're next. 1279 02:07:20,540 --> 02:07:22,360 They hate you. 1280 02:07:22,900 --> 02:07:28,300 They have told me time and time again in that diary room. 1281 02:07:30,140 --> 02:07:31,460 And what did they say? 1282 02:07:31,720 --> 02:07:32,720 You're old. 1283 02:07:33,200 --> 02:07:35,580 You're a pervert. You're pretentious. 1284 02:07:35,900 --> 02:07:39,740 You stink the bog out. Your clothes make you look like a cunt. 1285 02:07:40,020 --> 02:07:44,220 They have... poured insults over you like buckets of cum. 1286 02:07:44,460 --> 02:07:48,520 Do you know what they call you when you're out the room? 1287 02:07:48,960 --> 02:07:49,960 Hey. 1288 02:07:52,540 --> 02:07:53,540 Gollum. 1289 02:07:56,020 --> 02:07:57,900 Gollum. Yeah. 1290 02:07:58,300 --> 02:07:59,300 Yeah. 1291 02:08:00,260 --> 02:08:05,320 Crowds that turn up holding signs that say Gollum out. 1292 02:08:21,200 --> 02:08:22,400 Talking fucking murder. 1293 02:08:22,600 --> 02:08:24,040 Come on, it's self -defense. 1294 02:08:24,500 --> 02:08:25,760 It's like when Angel got bit, yeah? 1295 02:08:26,060 --> 02:08:27,060 We've got to act practically. 1296 02:08:27,840 --> 02:08:28,900 You can't trust him. 1297 02:08:29,360 --> 02:08:31,820 It's him or us, yeah? Yeah, it's not getting much more practical than that. 1298 02:08:32,460 --> 02:08:33,820 Just one shot from the back of the head. 1299 02:08:34,080 --> 02:08:35,100 No, no, we'll do the act. 1300 02:08:35,940 --> 02:08:36,940 Wiping ammo. 1301 02:08:37,320 --> 02:08:38,320 Oh, that's sweet. 1302 02:08:38,480 --> 02:08:40,700 Hey, Gollum's sick in his time, isn't he? What's he doing having a wank? 1303 02:08:41,780 --> 02:08:42,980 My brother. 1304 02:08:43,500 --> 02:08:44,920 Oh, don't do that. 1305 02:08:45,440 --> 02:08:46,440 Gollum wanking. 1306 02:08:47,820 --> 02:08:49,660 Let's take a vote, yeah? Like nominations. 1307 02:08:50,590 --> 02:08:51,529 It's all it is. 1308 02:08:51,530 --> 02:08:52,530 Only a game show. 1309 02:08:53,750 --> 02:08:54,750 There's been enough killing. 1310 02:08:54,970 --> 02:08:55,970 What do you propose we do? 1311 02:08:58,470 --> 02:08:59,470 Cripple him. 1312 02:09:01,770 --> 02:09:02,770 Cripple him? 1313 02:09:03,370 --> 02:09:05,250 Yeah, break his ankles, take a hammer to his feet. 1314 02:09:05,830 --> 02:09:07,390 It'll have to be pretty bad to stop him moving. 1315 02:09:07,690 --> 02:09:09,530 Yeah, we'll do it bad enough that he won't be going anywhere. 1316 02:09:11,770 --> 02:09:12,770 I don't like it. 1317 02:09:13,170 --> 02:09:14,930 Well, it's better than killing him. Look, she's right. 1318 02:09:16,310 --> 02:09:17,310 What do you think, babe? 1319 02:09:18,030 --> 02:09:20,980 Pretty hard to... Break an ankle so it don't set back right, innit? 1320 02:09:21,380 --> 02:09:23,780 You've got to crack it sideways, inwards. Fine. 1321 02:09:24,500 --> 02:09:26,440 I could chop the Achilles tendon, back of the heel. 1322 02:09:26,820 --> 02:09:29,200 Turns the feet into dead plates. Even if you wanted to use the van, he wouldn't 1323 02:09:29,200 --> 02:09:30,200 be able to operate the pedals. 1324 02:09:30,520 --> 02:09:31,860 What did you learn that from, man? 1325 02:09:32,340 --> 02:09:33,680 Saw Jack Bower do it on the telly. 1326 02:09:34,100 --> 02:09:36,440 No. It's not real life, is it? No. 1327 02:09:37,200 --> 02:09:40,580 If we're doing this, we're smashing his ankles, like in that film, Mystery. 1328 02:09:41,180 --> 02:09:42,240 Look, have we agreed? 1329 02:09:42,900 --> 02:09:45,220 Look, no killing, just the ankles. You're going to need a recount! 1330 02:09:45,580 --> 02:09:46,529 Get in the car! 1331 02:09:46,530 --> 02:09:50,050 Get away from that now! Have Joplin get out of the peashooter! I should have 1332 02:09:50,050 --> 02:09:52,750 fucking killed him! Yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't though, did you? Joplin, what 1333 02:09:52,750 --> 02:09:54,950 are you doing? What are you doing? Give me the gun. Give me the gun. What are 1334 02:09:54,950 --> 02:09:55,769 you up to inside? 1335 02:09:55,770 --> 02:09:57,330 Me! Me! Fuck off! 1336 02:09:57,550 --> 02:10:01,630 Joplin! What are you doing? 1337 02:10:01,850 --> 02:10:04,370 What are you doing? You don't need a fucking setback! What the fuck are you 1338 02:10:04,370 --> 02:10:05,370 doing? You want a gun? Fuck off! 1339 02:10:05,850 --> 02:10:07,390 Say that! You don't need a... Joplin! 1340 02:10:07,770 --> 02:10:09,250 Get in the bait bowl and the keys! 1341 02:10:09,610 --> 02:10:10,610 What do you need a gun for? 1342 02:10:12,960 --> 02:10:14,320 Have you got him? Are you playing up? 1343 02:10:14,520 --> 02:10:15,398 I'm sorry. 1344 02:10:15,400 --> 02:10:18,340 Oh, no, you're not. Just open the door. Fucking step back. 1345 02:10:18,920 --> 02:10:19,920 Stay back. 1346 02:10:20,140 --> 02:10:21,800 Deep breath. Everyone say bye -bye. 1347 02:10:22,180 --> 02:10:23,540 Bye -bye. Get out, Joplin. 1348 02:10:23,800 --> 02:10:25,060 Bye -bye. Bye. 1349 02:10:46,130 --> 02:10:47,590 Have a fucking look over there. 1350 02:10:48,110 --> 02:10:49,049 What are you doing? 1351 02:10:49,050 --> 02:10:50,930 I don't give a fuck. 1352 02:10:51,310 --> 02:10:53,890 Shut the fucking van down. 1353 02:10:54,210 --> 02:10:59,410 Shut the fucking van down. I'm really sorry, okay? All right, Desmond Tutu, 1354 02:10:59,410 --> 02:11:01,030 not the Guardian. Get in the fucking van. 1355 02:11:02,110 --> 02:11:06,090 Mate! Hey, have a look. I'm not a fucking plumber. Back off. Just don't 1356 02:11:06,090 --> 02:11:07,410 her. Don't hurt her. 1357 02:11:08,430 --> 02:11:11,330 You fucking clumsy idiot. Don't fucking... 1358 02:14:00,590 --> 02:14:02,090 Space! I'm out in the gallery! 1359 02:14:02,750 --> 02:14:05,050 Where's Pips? Space! No, no, no! 1360 02:14:05,530 --> 02:14:06,990 Where's the shutters? What? 1361 02:14:07,310 --> 02:14:08,310 The shutters! 1362 02:14:09,110 --> 02:14:10,110 Shutters, shutters! 1363 02:14:58,920 --> 02:14:59,920 They're coming through the one! 1364 02:15:02,700 --> 02:15:03,700 They're in the one! 1365 02:17:29,230 --> 02:17:30,230 much surrounded here. 1366 02:17:34,910 --> 02:17:41,790 What about Monica and Marky? 1367 02:17:45,650 --> 02:17:50,049 Makes you the winner. 1368 02:17:52,670 --> 02:17:53,930 He is big brother. 1369 02:18:02,780 --> 02:18:03,419 I know. 1370 02:18:03,420 --> 02:18:05,320 I'm going to fight my way through and I'm going to get to him. 1371 02:18:06,420 --> 02:18:10,900 What did you say to me at back of the gate?